Useful tips
The world is full of curious people!
Often they simply cannot help but stick their nose into something that is not their own business.
Still, life goes on
, and sometimes, as they say, you just have to go with the flow, even if you don't want to discuss your relationship status!
The status of your relationship is your business
(and your partner if you have one). But still, some people will try to satisfy their curiosity by interfering in your personal life.
If you're still single
, some people will ask you one way or another about the reason for this situation.
Here you will find a whole selection
funny and witty answers to the question: “Why are you not married.”
How to answer in an original, beautiful, funny way?
Nobody wants to be boring, and you also want to answer comments and questions in an original way, with enthusiasm, in some beautiful or funny way. The best way is to relax and just be yourself, catch the wave. To do this, you can chat and laugh with friends, watch some funny video, in general, cheer yourself up. But if you are in doubt, here you will find tips and ready-made recipes that can be answered in a given situation. What's the best way to respond to a comment? What to say?
Starting a conversation: answers
How to respond to “Hello”?
This is the most common way to start a conversation - a person writes “Hello” and waits for an answer. If you understand who it is, you can reply Hello, Misha (or whatever his name is). This will save you from the possible question “Why aren’t you answering”, and you can continue the conversation normally.
“Hello, let’s meet?” or “Let’s get acquainted” - what to answer?
If a person writes “Hello, let’s meet?”, try to understand who it is.
Go to his/her page. Do you want to meet this person? Reply Hello! Yes, sure. You can add: Tell us a little about yourself. To appear friendly, you can “smile.”
Add an emoticon to your answer, like this - If you don’t want to meet someone, write Hi, I’m not looking for new acquaintances, sorry. By the way, perhaps the guy writes “let’s get to know each other” just to boost his self-esteem.
He wants to please himself so that they will be interested in him. In fact, maybe he doesn’t need to get acquainted and he’s even afraid of girls in reality. Try to find out. “Let's be friends” - what to answer?
It all depends on your desire to be “friends”. If a person just wants to add you as a friend, such friendship is of little use (maybe he is competing with his friends to see who has more friends). Let him just subscribe to the page. But if you are interested in this person (look at his or her page), why not - make friends, communicate, you have nothing to lose. You can answer for fun: Go ahead if you're not afraid.
"Hi, how are you?" - what to say?
This is another banal greeting. Here you can simply answer : Excellent, what about you? These are common phrases that help you get into conversation, don’t attach much importance to them.
How to answer the question “How are you?”
They say that a bore is a person who, when asked “How are you?” begins to actually tell how he is doing. Therefore, it is not surprising that you want to answer in a way that is interesting, intricate and not boring. And most likely, the interlocutor does not need a detailed report on how you are doing, he just wants to communicate with you. You can simply answer Yes, fine, what about you?
"What are you doing?" - what to say?
Likewise, this question is asked to start a conversation. Answer briefly, for example: I’m lying on the couch, bored , and immediately ask your question: What about you? - of course, if you don’t mind chatting now.
"Why are not you sleeping?" - what to say?
Reply I got enough sleep or, if you want to be more playful, So this is not a dream? I thought I was dreaming . And to make a certain hint, you can write Not with anyone. Well, or you can honestly answer: I’m just surfing the Internet, I don’t want to sleep yet.
"What's new?" - how to answer?
A man wants to demonstrate that he is interested in you (even though in reality he may not be). If you want, tell him what's new with you - say, in the last week. Maybe something made a special impression (a movie, a TV show, the words or actions of a friend, an acquaintance). Mentally put yourself in the shoes of your interlocutor and think whether he will be interested in what you are about to tell. If yes, then tell me.
"What are you doing? What are you doing?" - how to answer?
Likewise, a man wants to show his interest in you. Don’t be boring and don’t describe everyday details, but look at the hint above, in the answer to the question “What’s new?”
Ignore the question
This option will require some acting skills on your part. Continue the conversation as if you didn’t hear the question. When the interlocutor repeats it, continue to pursue your line. Sooner or later he will get bored.
If you feel like you can’t handle it, avoid the question in the literal sense of the word. Say you need to go away for a minute. Come back with a prepared topic for conversation.
- When will you finally marry Masha?
- Sorry, just a second.
—Have you seen Tarantino's latest film?
Let's start the conversation first
What to write to a guy? What to write to a girl?
Go to his or her page. Look at the photos, study what the person is interested in. Perhaps you have some common interests. Here you can easily find a reason for a question that he will be interested in answering, and you will be interested in listening to the answer.
A good way to start a conversation is to simply write Hello. A person will look at your page and respond if he likes you.
You can leave a comment on a photo, this can also start a conversation. But if you're dating a girl, keep in mind that they're usually fed up with compliments.
What if we already know each other?
If you already know each other and have been communicating for some time, you can directly write that you want to meet, go somewhere (on a date). Being honest in expressing your feelings is the best way. But you also shouldn’t be boring, as if your whole life is now fixated on this person. It's good if you're passionate about something that you can talk about.
conclusions
- Fame does not come alone: surely someone will not like what you are doing, and he will rush to share his thoughts with you and with the whole world.
- Working with comments is necessary first of all for you.
- Never give in to emotions. Calm down and think before answering.
- Different people have different motivations, including when writing comments. You will benefit greatly if you know why people respond the way they do and how best to respond.
It may seem that communicating with commentators is too difficult. Take it as a challenge. I assure you that this new activity will captivate you.
Replies to compliments
How to respond to “Beautiful”?
“Beautiful” or “very beautiful” - this is what guys most often write in the comments to the photo. It’s unlikely that a girl will post photos where she looks ugly, so it’s clear that you’re beautiful in all your photos! And writing “beautiful” as a compliment is the first thing that comes to a guy’s mind if he wants to attract attention, somehow stand out from others, and maybe win you over. It may sound stupid, but if you feel good, you can respond with something to hint that you are not against further communication. For example, Glad you liked it, Thanks to mom and dad. You can simply put a heart (click “Like” on the guy’s comments). If compliments from this guy don’t interest you, don’t answer anything.
Women's mistakes
Some representatives of the fairer sex react to compliments in such a way that they unwittingly put their suitors in an awkward position: they blush, talk nonsense or moo. There are other mistakes that should not be made:
- Disregard what was said. This provocation encourages the guy to praise the girl more and more. In the end, everything resembles a stupid parody scene.
- Make excuses. You can't argue with a man about how a dress fits or how nice the jewelry is. He appreciated and showed attention, which means it was deserved.
- Neglect. It is unacceptable to let a compliment fall on deaf ears. This will offend your interlocutor.
In addition, you cannot react extremely violently. Excessive enthusiasm and tons of gratitude look wild and stupid. It pays to respect boundaries.
Talk about relationships
"Have a boyfriend?" What to say?
If you have a boyfriend, say yes, you do. But if you don't want to admit it because you want to hook up with this guy too, say no. Or, for example, Do you want to become one? For fun, you can also answer : What about you?
What to answer to your ex?
Ex-boyfriend texts you. What should I answer him? You're not sure. On the one hand, you want to send him away, on the other hand, you want to bring back the pleasant moments (even if you don’t admit it to yourself). What to do? If he wants to get you back, and you, in principle, admit this possibility, offer to meet and talk. Don't reveal your feelings. If you don’t want to see him, write that you are not ready to talk yet. And if you are already dating someone else and definitely don’t want your ex, tell him you’re happy and let him live his own life. Be the queen!
"I love you". What should I write in response?
If a guy confesses his feelings suspiciously easily, then keep in mind that his words may not be true. But if you love him and are confident in him, then answer I too (I love you). Otherwise, just say what you like.
Lots of statuses for you!
Crunching chips in front of him is not very sexy
Eating Pringles in a stack of 6 pieces at a time and shaking the crumbs from the jar into your palm is an indescribable pleasure. True, if you are a girl, from the outside it does not look very aesthetically pleasing. Fortunately, snack manufacturers are already working on this problem. The Doritos brand has announced that it plans to produce miniature chips that will be less crunchy, and the pack will easily fit into a woman's purse.
Miscellaneous
How to respond to “Can I ask a question?”
This means that the person wants to ask you a question, but not some nonsense, but a more serious one. Maybe related to your personal life. Or maybe this person wants to find out how you feel about him. In any case, you can answer: Yes, of course! - this will show that trust has already appeared between you, and you are not averse to seeing the question.
If the question turns out to be something that you don’t want to answer, write: Is it possible for me not to answer this question? Please don't be offended.
How to answer the question “Why?”
Let's say a guy asks to meet, but you don't want to. He asks: "Why?" - that is, he wants to understand the reason and at the same time still hopes that you will change your mind. Most likely, he is offended. "Why?" - how to answer this question? It's best to tell the truth. For example, you don't want to date him because you don't like him. Then just write: “I don’t like you.” It would be enough.
What is the answer to “Because?”
When you ask “Why,” you may get the answer “Because.” Apparently, the person wants to say something along the lines of “Is it really not clear?!” If it is not clear, ask politely: Explain, please. Don't answer rudely.
"What are you?" What to answer, what am I?
What can you answer about yourself? What am I? Imagine that your good friends are talking about you. How would they describe you? What are you like - serious, funny, beautiful, cool, cool? So answer that. Write literally in two or three words to interest the guy, but at the same time not to scare him, if you have an interest in him. After all, girls love to intrigue men.
“I thought you wouldn’t answer”
With these words, the man seems to express: he was thinking about you and was worried that you would no longer want to communicate with him. But since you finally answered, he is very happy and hopes for further communication and development of the relationship.
Why doesn’t a person write or answer?
Perhaps he didn't read your message. Or he read it, but didn’t respond because he forgot or was distracted. Don't beat yourself up, it doesn't mean anything. Later, try to write again, give a signal. If you communicated on VK, but the communication was interrupted, you can still send an SMS.
How to respond to rudeness?
It is best to ignore the boor, that is, not pay attention to him and not answer anything. And for complete peace of mind, block this person if possible. More about this here:
- What to do if you were insulted on VKontakte
- How to block a person on VKontakte
How to respond to an offensive, negative comment?
You can answer like this: Listen, something is happening in your life, and I know that it has nothing to do with me. This is not something one writes in a good mood. Something makes you project your problems onto me. I'm sorry for whatever is going on with you. But I know for sure that this has nothing to do with me. Have a good day!
I'm too into celebrities or fictional characters to love anyone else
If you don't even remotely resemble handsome Tommy Shelby or Johnny Depp in the movie Arizona Dream, don't try to get close to me. Who needs a real partner when I can enjoy the perfect relationship in my head?
Parting
How to respond to “Come on”?
"Come on" is a vulgar way of saying "bye" or "goodbye"; it means something like “give me a paw,” that is, a hand to shake goodbye. You can simply answer “Bye ” or, if you want to offend a person, tell him that “come on” is vulgar, that only a bastard says that.
How to say goodbye?
Sometimes you want to say goodbye in a beautiful or original way, but this can give a strange impression. It’s better to just write Bye, then we’ll talk some more or Listen, I’ll be a little busy now, let me write to you later. Or you can write See you later.
